eternalphantasm:

That was not a joke, that was a fact.

I have been a ghost far longer than anyone else. I am somewhat insulted that they are handing out ghost rights so easily.

【 ✮ 】— « Well, I couldn’t even imagine I was going to have an heart attack in my office. And, to be honest, Padre dearest, I don’t like being a ghost. I feel empty. And I miss my body. »

1. goldxxperience reblogged this from eternalphantasm and added:

   【 ✮ 】— « Honestly, Padre, that sounded like the plot of a terrible z-movie in which an absurd and badly plotted deus ex...

2. eternalphantasm reblogged this from goldxxperience and added:

   Do you think I honestly anticipated a housewife and her chums breaking into my home to fight me only to result in having...